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I need to find a portable food vendor booth? I'm becoming a food vendor for fairs, festivals, farmers markets, etc. I need a booth, or something to accomodate to prepare my gormet foods. Yet, something portable. Any ideas or suggestions, or sites whereby I can order something accomodating. PLEASE!

I need a schematic lay out of how to make a portable recording sound booths?

Portable recording sound proof booths?

What are my steps in becoming a food vendor in California? Where do I go, what licenses do I need, etc? I'd like to have a portable booth for fairs, festivals, etc.

portable sound proof booth? I am looking to buy a portable sound proof booth or make one but i don't know where to buy one or what i need to make it it is a gift that i am trying to surprise some one with please help.

What are some fun, and affordable ideas for a fall wedding reception? I am looking for some ideas for activities to do during our wedding reception in October. I know we will have the dollar dance. But I am searching for unique ideas. Something (other then Karoke) almost all guests young and old can have fun with. I saw this portable photo booth but that is way too expensive. But I want something thats memorable. Please Help!

Anyone have plans and material list for a professional soundproof recording booth? Our record label is looking to build a portable fully soundproof recording booth. We need full instructions, schematics, and material lists. We prefer not to buy the plans so were looking for someone who has already built one and knows exactly what we need. We definatel need it to be professional which means venilation. And it needs to be easily dis, and re- assembled. Thank you! keep in mind we are a PROFESSIONAL label lol. mattresses are out of the question.

Mobile wood display shelves? My husband and I own a Mask Business. We sell at Renaissance faires. We are building a new booth this year at another faire. We are looking into putting together mobile shelves. Something we can either put in a tent or set up in our buildings. Something with a lip on it, so people dont drop our masks all over the floor. It can't be heavy or bulky. We only have a Dodge Caravan. Any suggestions on how to go about making these shelves portable and free standing. Oh yeah and they have to be wood. Plastic was not invented until the 1800's. Kind of stinks but everything we build has to be period. I hate to be wrong (it's a girl thing). So with all due respect back at yah ;)...I had to look it up People experimented with plastics based on natural polymers for centuries. In the nineteenth century they discovered plastics based on chemically modified natural polymers: Charles Goodyear discovered vulcanization of rubber (1839) and Alexander Parkes, English inventor (1813—1890) created the earliest form of plastic in 1855. He mixed pyroxylin, a partially nitrated form of cellulose (cellulose is the major component of plant cell walls), with alcohol and camphor. This produced a hard but flexible transparent material, which he called "Parkesine." I know i cut and pasted.....but i wanted to be sure, to get all the info. So it was not called plastic...but it was plastic. I got to technical didn't I...damn PMS

Will this catch on? I have invented the flat-pack cardboard portable telephone booth box for mobile phone uses on public transport. It unpacks into a large box with 'Telephone' written on it and when their mobile rings, they drop it over their head. It makes a handy place for conversation and they cannot be overheard.

Could anyone recommend an event center that would have around 25,000 sq. ft. besides the Austin Convention Ctr I already know about the Convention Center, Palmer Event Center, Hilton Conv. Ctr. I am holding an event open to the public and need a place that will hold up to 150 or so vendor booths as well as have a stage or room to place a portable stage. I would prefer something centrally located and feel like there may be something out there that I am missing just because I do not know of it. I lived there previously, but currently live out of state and cannot go to see auditoriums there right now. I do have a son that lives there that I can send to inspect premises. It can be a "plain Jane" building that I can dress up for the event, or a really nice one, but it needs to have a lot of open space and be in an easily accessible place with plenty of parking. This would be for a wedding and home related event and would be held again next year, so we would like to select a venue that we can use again in case we grow. I appreciate any suggestions. If not in the center of town, give address.

Do you see anything wrong with this receiver? Yamaha Brings HDMI 1.3a Support and Full HD Audio Format Capability To Latest 7.1 Channel A/V Home Theater Receivers -- High-Performance Receivers at More Affordable Prices Raise the Bar with Exclusive Cinema DSP Processing, 1080p Upscaling and iPod Connectivity; Ethernet Connection (RX-V3800) -- Yamaha Electronics Corporation, the innovator in home theater and digital audio and video reproduction, today introduced two new best-in-class 7.1 channel A/V digital home theater receivers, the RX-V3800 (140w x 7; $1,699.95 MSRP) and the RX-V1800 (130w x 7; $1,299.95 MSRP). Offering unsurpassed home theater audio and video realism, both models feature full HD audio format capability, including lossless Dolby Digital TrueHD and DTS-HD Master Audio surround sound, Yamaha's acclaimed Cinema DSP processing engine, video upscaling to 1080p, and support of the latest HDMI 1.3a specification. Both models are compatible with the Apple iPod, via an optional docking station (YDS-10), and allow playback of XM Satellite Radio's standard and XM HD Surround content. The receivers will be on display at Yamaha's booth (#450) throughout CEDIA Expo 2007, taking place September 5-9, 2007 in Denver, Colorado. The RX-V3800 also features an Ethernet connection, enabling consumers to access Internet radio stations, music files stored on a PC and the company's premier MusicCAST audio system server (MCX-2000), providing access to as many as 40,000 songs that can be stored on that system. Offering seamless integration with any sources connected by the Ethernet port, as well as with an iPod and XM Satellite Radio, the RX-V3800 enables users to navigate their content via well-designed graphical user interfaces that are optimized for display on HDTV monitors. Both models offer full support of HD audio format signals including Dolby Digital Plus, Dolby Digital TrueHD, HDT-HD High Resolution Audio and DTS-HD Master Audio, as well as surround sound processing with the enhanced capability of Yamaha's exclusive Cinema DSP. Content with 5.1-channel audio is augmented by two front "presence" channels that expand the soundfield upward and outward. The RX-V3800 features 3D Cinema DSP which gives the sound field an extra vertical dimension for more realistic sound images via the two front presence speakers. Both models support the latest HDMI standard, HDMI 1.3a, unleashing the stunning quality of 30- and 36-bit color depths. Colors are so vivid they seem to jump off the screen with perfectly smooth transitions and ultra-fine gradations. Both receivers have four HDMI inputs, allowing users to connect a variety of high-definition sources such as Blu-ray and HD-DVD players. 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The RX-V3800 and the RX-V1800 offer flexible system configuration options, as the 7.1 channels can be used to create an immersive surround sound environment in a single room, or the seven internal power amplifiers can be allocated to a main room and up to two additional zones. The RX-V3800 offers the extra capability of outputting video to a second zone simultaneously with the main room. A dedicated zone remote and RS-232C interface allow both receivers to be easily integrated into custom installations.

I am building a drum iso booth for "soundproofing" my jamming to not bother others even into the late night... I am trying to make myself a drum iso booth to save money. I have read countless articles, so i know all about the transmission of sound and to block it i need air space, mass, etc etc. I am going to give my ideas, please tell me what is bad and good.. Octagon shape, 5-6ft tall, 2.5ft wide panels, back 5 panels made of .5 to 1in thick plywood which i will attach sound absorbing sheets on the inside (audimute.com), front 3 panels will be plexiglass prolly also .5 to 1in thick (so they can be seen thru and reflect sound back to sound absorbing panels) I feel that's fine but my problem will be making a floor. Not sure exactly how to make it. I figure about 6-8in tall and made out of a more dense wood than plywood about the same thickness with maybe 2x4s for the legs of the floor but only like 3 or 4 rib like legs as to keep contact with the floor a minimum, and i imagine i will carpet the base between floor and drums and possibly set the base itself on carpeting. Also want to be portable.

Where is the best place to buy least expensive recording sound booth to put in my garage for my? WHERE IS THE BEST PLEACE TO BUY A LOW COST SOUND ROOM VOCAL BOOTH FOR RECORDING TO SET UP IN MY GARAGE I WOULD LIKE A WINDOW VIEW IF POSSIBLE AND MUST FIT A PERSON my 13 yr old daughter WITH A GUITAR OR PORTABLE KEYBOARD PIANO. WHERE DO I FIND SOMETHING INEXPENSIVE?

some interseting bible tidbits.? SOURCE OF INFO: http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_otb1.htm horizontal rule Books of the Law; The Pentateuch: These are the five foundational books of the Hebrew Scriptures: bulletGenesis describes: bulletGod's creation of the earth, its life forms and the rest of the universe in 6 days. God rested on the 7th day. bulletVarious Christian authorities have estimated the year of creation between 6000 BCE and 3963 BCE. bulletMany modern-day conservative Christians accept the date of 4004 BCE -- the estimate prepared by Bishop James Ussher, a 17th century Irish archbishop. bulletAncient Jewish scholars placed creation at 3761 BCE; this became the basis of the Jewish Calendar. bulletScientists and religious progressives generally agree that the universe started with a "big bang" circa 15 billion years ago, and that the Earth coalesced about 4.5 billion years ago. It may help visualize the difference between these beliefs by noting that the ratio between 4.5 billion years and 6,008 years is almost the ratio of the full length of a football field to the thickness of a piece of paper. bulletThere is a disturbing translation error found in Genesis 1:28 for many versions of the Bible: For example, the Jewish Publication Society's Tanakh, the King James Version, American King James Version, American Standard Version, English Revised Version, and Webster's Bible Translation all translate Genesis 1:28 as: "... Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth ..." or similar. The English word "replenish" implies that the earth people had existed prior to the creation of Adam and Eve, that the human race had largely or completely died out, and that the latter's task was to refill the Earth with humans. The Hebrew word translated as "replenish" is "male'" or "mala.' It has several meanings: to fill, refill, or replenish, to be fenced, and to satisfy. From the context, it is obvious that "to fill" is the correct meaning. The American Standard Bible, Bible in Basic English, Douay-Rheims Bible, Darby Bible Translation, GOD'S WORD® Translation, World English Bible, and Young's Literal Translation all use the word "fill." It seems that the translators of the King James Version and others simply made an error in translation. bulletThe first humans, Adam and Eve, in the Garden of Eden, committed an act of disobedience towards God by eating some magical fruit. It somehow altered their mental capacities so that they became able to differentiate between good and evil. That is, they developed a moral sense for the first time. Most conservative Christians regard this as the fall of mankind, when sin first entered the world -- an event of overwhelming importance without which Jesus' role would be meaningless. Some liberal Christians regard this as as a myth describing the elevation of two imaginary proto-humans, Adam and Eve, to full human status. bulletAdam and Eve had three sons, Cain, Abel, and Seth. Eve presumably had daughters, or the human race would have died out at the second generation. The daughters' paternity is unknown. bulletCain murdered Abel. It is not surprising that the first recorded murder in the Bible was over a religious dispute. People have been committing mass murder and genocide ever since on the same grounds. bulletGod's second judgment on humanity; the genocide of almost the entire human race by drowning, saving only Noah and his family in a great flood. bulletHow God called Abraham, a resident of Ur of the Chaldees. He traveled to Haran and thence to Canaan. God issued to him and his descendents the Abrahamic Covenant, which guaranteed that his descendants would rule over the land. bulletThe experiences of Abraham's son Isaac, his grandson Jacob, and great-grandson Joseph who became the Prime Minister of Egypt. bulletHow Jacob and about 70 males in his family moved from Canaan to Egypt in the 17th century BCE because of a famine. bulletExodus describes: bulletAbsolutely nothing about the several generations between the death of Joseph at the close of Genesis and the birth of Moses at the beginning of Exodus. During this short interval, the Hebrews are reported as having experienced an unprecedented growth, becoming a group of over 600,000 males and their families totaling millions of persons. bulletThe terrible suffering of the Hebrews who were reduced to slavery, working in the Nile delta area. bulletGod's call to Moses to lead his people out of Egypt and into Canaan. Many conservative Christians place the Exodus from Egypt during the 15th century BCE. The Scofield Bible dates it at 1491 BCE. Other estimates have placed it in the 13th century BCE. here is a growing consensus among archaeologists that the lack of archeological evidence of the four decades of the Exodus shows that the event never happened. bulletGod "hardened the heart" of the Pharaoh so that he would make every effort to keep the Hebrews in Egypt as slaves. bulletGod sent a series of terrible plagues to Egypt, culminating with another genocide. This one killed every first born (human and animal) in Egypt who had not been protected by a ritual animal sacrifice and specific blood ritual. bulletThe Pharaoh finally allowed the Hebrews to leave. They were guided by a pillar of cloud by day and of fire by night. bulletThe Hebrews became trapped between the Red Sea and the advancing Egyptian army. God parted the water so that the Hebrews could walk across the sea bed on dry land. The pursuing soldiers drowned. bulletThree months later, Moses and his flock had completed a major detour to Mount Sinai. God delivered the Law to Moses , including the Ten Commandments and the Civil Law. A description was also given to Moses of the Tabernacle, a portable worship structure, that the Hebrews were to build. bulletLeviticus describes: bulletHow the priest is to perform the ritual sacrifice of male animals, the spreading of its blood on the altar, its skinning, chopping into pieces, and burning on the altar. Burnt offerings were used to make atonement for (literally "to cover") the people's sin. bulletThe descriptions of a number of other types of offerings for different purposes. bulletMoses anointed (literally "set apart") Aaron and his sons to serve as priests. Two of his sons, Nadab and Abihu, made an error in the ritual. God killed both of them in the temple. bulletThe Holiness Code is introduced. This includes practices that the people were to follow: foods to avoid, the ritual of circumcision on male infants, the purification of a woman who has given birth, sexual activities to avoid, and how to treat your neighbors. bulletRituals for the Day of Atonement when the combined sin of the nation was to be atoned for. bulletThe importance and eternal nature of the Sabbath day of rest every Saturday was emphasized. bulletA number of annual seasonal feasts were created: of Feast of Unleavened Bread, Feast of Weeks, the New Year, Day of Atonement and Feast of Booths. bulletEvery 7th year was to be a Sabbath Year: the land is to lie fallow, and male Hebrew slaves are to be set free. However, female slaves were owned as property forever. bulletEvery 50 year was to be a Jubilee Year: the land is to lie fallow, and the ownership of all purchased land was to revert to its original owner. bulletA series of promises and warnings were given to Israel. bulletNumbers describes: bulletA census was taken of the adult males bulletSome members of the tribe of Levi was chosen to form the priesthood bulletThe tribes stayed about a year at Mount Sinai, then left. bulletTwelve spies went into Canaan to determine its fertility and to assess the difficulty of possessing it. Most of them concluded that it would be impossible for Israel to drive the Canaanites out of their land. Many Israelites rebelled against Moses. bulletBecause of this lack of faith, God required Israel to wander, mostly aimlessly, for 40 years through the desert, bullet250 leaders of Israel challenged Moses' leadership, wishing to introduce an element of democracy into the group. God opened up the earth and killed all of them. bulletThere was a lack of water during their travels. God commanded Moses to speak to a rock in order to create a spring. In anger, he struck the rock instead. Because of his disobedience, God decided that Moses would never enter into the promised land of Canaan. bulletIsrael arrived on the East bank of the Jordan River, attacked its inhabitants and seized the land. Conservative Christians accept this description as literally true. Some liberal Christians and archaeologists suggest that the ancient Israelite's slavery in Egypt, the Exodus, and the invasion of Canaan never happened. Rather, the Israelites arose as a small group of Canaanites who were isolated from the rest, grew in size over a long period of time, and lived in peace with the Canaanites. bulletA second census was taken of male adults bulletJoshua was selected as the next leader of Israel bulletDeuteronomy describes: bulletWhile in the Plains of Moab, Moses reviewed the recent history of Israel with the generation that had been born since the tribes had left Sinai. He described God's promises and involvement; he described Israel's lack of faith and their rebellion. bulletThe role of the priests and parents to teach the law bulletThe expected genocide against the Canaanites; all men, women, children, infants, and newborns in the cities and surrounding land were to be exterminated without exception. bulletThere was to be no inter-marrying with the Canaanites; this instruction seems to have been redundant, because all of the Canaanites were to be killed on sight. bulletGod could be relied upon to bring regular rains to assure fertility of the land, as long as the people obeyed the Him. bulletMoses discussed God's Palestinian Covenant It deeded all of Canaan to them. This included parts of present-day Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Egypt and areas currently controlled by the Palestinians. It includes Damascus, Sidon, Tyre, Jerusalem, Gaza and a section of the Nile River. Although future sin by Israel might result in them being temporarily driven from the land, they could feel certain that it would eventually belong to them. [Although this contract between God and the ancient Israelites is commonly called the Palestinian Covenant, the name is an anachronism. The area involved was not called Palestine until the Roman era; it was derived from the Roman name for the Philistines -- a group who probably originated in Crete and perhaps from Cyprus. It is also a confusing term because it is easily confused with the modern Palestinian National Covenant created by the Palestinian Liberation Organization in 1964.] bulletMoses died. God buried him in an undisclosed location. horizontal rule Authorship of the Pentateuch Jesus and the Gospel writers said that the Law was given by Moses, and the uniform tradition of the Jewish scribes and early Christian fathers, and the conclusion of conservative scholars to the present day, is that Genesis was written by Moses. Conservative Theologians generally believe that Moses wrote the Pentateuch, the first 5 books of the Bible. The Hebrew Scriptures state this. Jesus Christ believed this to be true. Some conservative Christians believe that he wrote all of the Pentateuch, except for Deuteronomy 34, which describes his own death and burial. Moses is believed to have written the books after the Israelite's exodus from Egypt, but before they entered Canaan. This would date the writing to the 40 year period when the Israelites were wandering through the desert, circa 1450 BCE. There are about two dozen verses in the Hebrew Scriptures and one dozen in the Christian Scriptures which state that Moses was the author. Since conservatives believe in the inerrancy (freedom from error) of the Bible, the matter of authorship is settled and not open to debate. Liberal Theologians: Over the past six centuries, a number of theologians have challenged the belief that Moses is the author. Richard Simon wrote a book during the 17th Century: Critical History of the Old Testament. He analyzed the books attributed to Moses and found different writing styles, different names used for God, and groups of laws that seem to have patched together from various original sources. Jean Astruc during the 18th century and Julius Wellhausen during the 19th century further developed these thoughts further. A consensus has been achieved among liberal and mainline theologians. They now accept the Documentary Hypothesis. They have concluded that most of the Pentateuch was written by four authors or groups of authors: "J" (who used Jehovah as the name for God). "E" (who used Elohim); "D", the authors of the book of Deuteronomy and "P" who wrote the "priestly" sections which deal with ritual, liturgy and the dates and genealogical passages. The writings were then edited into a single document by one or more redactors ("R"). The interleaving of the J and P accounts of the Noachian flood is one clear example of multiple authorships. To the writings of J, E, and P was added additional material obtained from other Mid-Eastern sources; The two creation stories in the Book of Genesis are examples. Yeah well ppl who ARE religious SHOULD read it! to the last poster, no it is not WRONG and No it is not my information, it is the WEBSITES information. AND those ppl ACTUALLY study ALL religions and ALL bibles as I understand and you probably dont even READ OR STUDY let alone UNDERSTAND any bible for that matter, unless of course you are just close-minded, and still dont UNDERSTAND your bible!

cell phone audio car adapter? ok so I have a motorola Q smart phone and I often use it to play music while driving, but the sound comes from the speakers on the phone (which if I am driving over 50 mph the sound of the motor drowns that out), and I know there are those cassette adapters for portable cd (or mp3) players that plug into the headphone jack. I was wondering if there was anything like that that would plug into the headphone jack of this phone (it is a smaller jack than most headphones and it is made specifically for handsfree devices). and where could I buy one of these and if there arent any then where can I find an adapter that changes the jack into the larger headphone jack (I know they exist, I saw (and used) one last night in the sound booth of the community theater I'm a part of)

tell me if this is funny? Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window • Specify that this order is "To Go". • Drive through the drive in backwards and let your rear seat passenger make the order. • At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast. • When Ordering, start talking about the problems you were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it. • Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped. • Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order. • Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "Would you like fries with your order?" • When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just looking and drive off. • Tell them you have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything. • Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets - Thats all. • Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare and say " I know what you did to my food ! ". • When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it. Honk your horn the whole way through the line. • When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message". • Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window. • Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside. • After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume. • Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you. • Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours. • Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please." • In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food. • When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage and ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells. • Drive through with a car load of naked people. • Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion. • Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food. • Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice. • Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk. • If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe." • All of the above work very well when done at the late night pick up window. Ways To Annoy People At The Movies Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. Get 3 people together and act like you are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000. Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial saying, "The makers of this film couldn't find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin`, or cool so instead, they'll just smoke." When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!" Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!" Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said. Bring a flashlight and shine it on the walls or ceiling, in advance draw an outline o#*@!uy screwing a chick (or perhaps another guy), then cut out the outline and put it in front of the flashlight, so the image can be seen on the wall or ceiling. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Smuggle in cans of roaches, locusts, ants, and other bugs that can annoy and reproduce quickly. You may even bring in some rats. Then sit in the very back, open the jars, and toss the bugs out on the ground. Since the floor is more slanted in the back the bugs will spread throughout the theater faster. Be sure to be the first one to raise and scream "There’s a #*@!roach crawling up my leg!" Then run out into the lobby and start yelling "there’s #*@!roaches in here!" Or "This theater is contaminated!" The theater will have to close down and fumigate the showroom(s), and after this little "accident" no one will want to go back to the theater anyway! Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that’s showing

50 ways to annoy people at the cinema!!!? 1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" 2. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. 3. Clap when the good guy gets killed. 4. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" 5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. 7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. 8. Yell out what is going to happen. 9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. 10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. 12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. 13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are. 14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. 15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 16. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. 17. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) 18. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. 19. Try to start a wave. 20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. 22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" 23. Sing with the theme music. 24. Bring and use your own air freshener. 25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. 27. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. 28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. 29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" 30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 31. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. 32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. 33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" 34. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. 35. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. 37. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. 38. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" 39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. 40. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 41. Get 3 people together and act like you are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000. 42. Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial saying, "The makers of this film couldn't find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin`, or cool so instead, they'll just smoke." 43. When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!" 44. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. 45. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 46. During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!" 47. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room. 48. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. 49. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking. 50. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Ever wanted to annoy someone at the movies? Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. Get 3 people together and act like you are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000. Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial saying, "The makers of this film couldn't find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin`, or cool so instead, they'll just smoke." When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!" Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!" Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said. Bring a flashlight and shine it on the walls or ceiling, in advance draw an outline o#*@!uy screwing a chick (or perhaps another guy), then cut out the outline and put it in front of the flashlight, so the image can be seen on the wall or ceiling. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Smuggle in cans of roaches, locusts, ants, and other bugs that can annoy and reproduce quickly. You may even bring in some rats. Then sit in the very back, open the jars, and toss the bugs out on the ground. Since the floor is more slanted in the back the bugs will spread throughout the theater faster. Be sure to be the first one to raise and scream "There’s a #*@!roach crawling up my leg!" Then run out into the lobby and start yelling "there’s #*@!roaches in here!" Or "This theater is contaminated!" The theater will have to close down and fumigate the showroom(s), and after this little "accident" no one will want to go back to the theater anyway! Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

Make-ahead Vegetarian Wrap Sandwiches? I'm running a food booth as a fundraiser and I need an easy recipe for a meat-free sandwich that is cheap to make (the target sale price is $4, but could be bumped to $5 if needed) and can be made either the night before or the morning of the event, and then can be stored in a cooler until lunchtime. Since it needs to be portable, it will be rolled in lettuce before it gets rolled in a low-carb sandwich wrap. It also needs to contain ingredients that the average person would eat. Thanks for your help in advance!

Which of these is the best? Which is the best way to annoy people in the theater 1.Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!” 2. Clap when the good guy gets killed. 3.During the previews, yell, “Can you fast-forward it?” 4. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. 5. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. 6. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can’t change the channel. 7. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. 8. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. 9. Try to start a wave. 10.Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, “No profanity!” 12. Bring and use your own air freshener. 13. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, “I’ll have two tickets for the Titanic.” 14. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can’t get scraped off. 15. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. 16. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, “Shh, I’m trying to read!” 17. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. 18. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. 19. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, “Ahhh, whiplash!" 20.Ask the person at the ticket window, “Do you work here?” 21. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. 22. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. 23.During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting “Hooters!” 24. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. 25. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.